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Moses Sumney – “Lonely World”

Whoa. I was not prepared for this video. It starts out innocently enough; Moses Sumney walking on an isolated, rocky shore. That is until he encounters a mermaid on the beach. That’s when things turn creepy.

Sumney recently tweeted “from now on gonna sing more in my lower register and less in falsetto, don’t be alarmed it’s just growth.” I’m all about growth, and Sumney sings beautifully regardless of register, but you can’t deny that his incredibly high falsetto is key to the disturbed feeling you’re left with after watching “Lonely World”.

My entire perception of mermaids has gone completely out the window. As it turns out, they are not the friendly Ariel in Disney’s The Little Mermaid, but instead something much, much darker.

-Michelle Farres

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Sharkmuffin – “Mermaid Sex Slave”

Scary things don’t only happen in the dark; you could innocently be sunning yourself on the beach when a giant sea monster forces you to deep throat one of its tentacles and turns you into its mermaid sex slave. Don’t believe me? Then have a peak at Sharkmuffin’s video, because that’s exactly what happens.

If you’re lucky enough to be somewhere warm enough for a beach outing this Halloween, beware of girls in mermaid costumes. You could become the next mermaid sex slave (although, to be honest, does that really sound so bad?).

-Michelle Farres

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