Wolfman rides the subway.
He’s come a long way from his days in the forest. He’s civilized. Red Riding Hood is willing to date him. Life is good… until the polkadot druids come calling. Can he dance his way out their grasp?
No need, it seems; they eventually vanish like Obi Wan getting lightsabered. By the way, how did his robe stay behind when the rest of his clothing went with him? And how did he get a new robe when he came back as a ghost?
This freakish mélange is from Spoon’s upcoming Hot Thoughts.