Someone wake that kid—high tide’s comin’. Oh, never mind. Seems he fell through a sinkhole. Those hollow-Earthers were right—there really is a civilization in the centre of the planet.
What a wondrous place: enormous mushrooms, giant frogs, teacup bathtubs. Wait… is everything big, or are the people small? Perhaps the aliens are trying to confuse us; you’ll note an abundance of UFOs in this realm.
“The Magician” comes from Andy Shauf’s The Party.