The outlook is bleak: 72% of the population has stopped partaking in the art of dancing, and in 15 years, everyone will have stopped dancing all together. This is serious people. A solution is imperative.
Thankfully, scientists have spent thousands of hours and millions of yen to help prevent this unhappy outcome – enter the TW3RK-BOT 1.0. With such state-of-the-art features as a self-lubricating and machine-washable Jaxx buttocks as well as an impressive thrust speed of up to 124 TPM, this may be the solution to the problem plaguing humanity.
Bringing dance back to mankind, one thrust at a time.