Strange… I don’t recall a Star Trek episode that saw the Enterprise crew come under attack from a fleet of space sausages. But I think we all knew that Patrick Stewart could belt out a tune, so no surprises there.
How do you defeat a sausage armada? A barbecue, perhaps, though it looks like they’ve already been grilled. Bring in a pack of hungry dogs? A giant space bun? The answer, it seems, is a sausage torpedo, which only raises further questions.
“Sausage Samba” is taken from Friendly Rich’s new Bountiful album, which is also home to the intriguing “Penis Suitcase” and “The Divine Providence of Paprika.”