Parents: don’t force your kids to go to parties, especially if they’re mutants. They’ll only be picked on more if they accidentally open some kind of trans-dimensional vortex and spook their classmates.
Have you ever considered Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters? Check out their Rate My Professors page. (Aside: how did Jean Grey not get a ‘hot’ rating?).
“Ageless Beauty” comes from Stars’ 2004 disc, Set Yourself On Fire.